How to Pick Up a Hot Chick, by Rose Ellen Dix
1. toss an olive across the room. it will splash into a drink and create a diversion, thereby separating the hot chick from her friends
2. walk towards the hot chick, moving to the beat*
3. casually bump into the hot chick with your rear, then say, ”oh! i’m so sorry. i nearly fell into your eyes. wait! no, i didn’t, because i’m still…here.”
the roseellendix method has been proven to sometimes work 100% of the time.
*NOTE: if there is no beat, make one.